Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I can beat up 30 five year olds!

A friend showed me this website, so terrible. I think the deciding factor on my score is that I'm not opposed to using a child as a weapon against other children.

30
Probably the best survey I've ever taken. I'm glad someone has finally addressed the issue of being attacked by a ravenous group of children. It was a serious concern for me, but now I know what my limitations are. If I'm attacked by a group of 40 kids, I'm going to tuck tail and run. However if a group of 25 of the murderous little cretins come after me, they are going down!

I spent the weekend with my family in Arizona for my little brother's mission farewell. It was the first time our whole family has been together in years. Fun stuff. Flying there and back was not so fun, I hate flying. And I seem to have this curse of always sitting next to someone on the flight who's packing down an endless train of Bloody Mary's. Talk about bad breath. Luckily only on one of my four flights did this happen (Granny was holding a baby and packing down the Vodka).

In other news, I was taking a shower yesterday morning before work and felt like I was going to pass out again. Luckily this time I made it out of the shower and to the toilet to puke my guts out and then pass out on the bathroom floor, so at least I didn't hit my head this time. If I ever get drunk and pass out on the bathroom floor of a bar, now I'll be prepared. Boy Scout motto in a real life situation, damn straight.

Just finished reading a book on the history of Ireland. I think I'm going to emmigrate there eventually. Maybe see if I can get into grad school at University College, Dublin. That would be awesome on so many levels.

Going to go watch a movie now. Cheers.

3 comments:

MangusColoradoTribe said...

Rulon, images of you beating little 5 year-olds or them swarming over you is just too much to take in. I still think you better get a shower chair. Mom

Bonnie said...

i could only take 21 =(

Bonnie said...

mom could take 26!